Those were the words my husband used to describe some of my cousins that showed up to our family Thanksgiving. It was great to see so much of my family. I think it was the largest gathering we’ve had in years. I do have to wonder sometimes where the gene pool split. My youngest cousin who’s 19 has already been arrested twice and put in jail for drunk driving and his older brother who’s barely 21 has already knocked up his girlfriend who looks like she just walked out of the trailer herself. They are all covered in homemade tatoos. You see, the 19 year old “got hisself one of ‘em tattoo guns and he lykes to practice on grapefruits ‘n shit. He don’t have ’nuff muney to git new needles so he jes washes em off wit alcohawl.”
God help us. AND THEY’RE PROCREATING!!!
In better news I paid $1.41 for regular gas today. It was barely $22 bucks to fill up my tank. What a nice change, eh?
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Think Jacob Dildo(es) // January 28, 2009 at 1:56 am
I used to have Redneck Rampage, the video game. It was BA. You killed other hillbillies and drank moonshine a la Doom. Nice.
Think Jacob // January 28, 2009 at 1:58 am
And that filled in my WordPress clever name from Leezer’s blog. Nice. I’m not, I repeat, not all about the dildoes.