It’s Mad E, Bitches!

Yeah, it’s me! I just had to move. I was sick of the old place and the “everything” attached to it. I’m glad you found me!

So I’m sitting on my couch watching the Real Housewives of Atlanta and drinking a half-bottle of wine. I really need to get my jealousy in check. These bitches are so self centered, it’s retarded. Part of me wishes I could live the life they have and the other part of me realizes what shallow lives they live. All they care about is money and how others perceive them. My promise to myself is that I will be a REAL fucking person. I won’t waste my time and energy trying to be something I’m not. Yeah, I’m drinking a glass of wine in my living room like these bitches but it’s two buck Chuck, and I’m not deliberating on which Dolce and Gabbanna purse I’m going to buy next. And to top it off, I’m going hiking tomorrow in the hills of TN where there are bears ‘n shit, and dirt and bugs!!! I’m living life on the wild side! SUCK IT, “HOTLANTA!”